A collection created to bring love and joy to your life, and make you cry with happiness
Butterflies and Beasticles
How can something caterpillar metamorphose to fritillary?
It’s just not believable that it’s achievable that something so
hairy turns into a fairy and gladdens our hearts as it flutters
and darts like the angel’s share that joins the air in the distillery
Strawberries are heart –shaped
It isn’t accidental
Teamed with chocolate and champagne
That’s only fundamental
Improving the sensation
Of all loving celebration
I’ve eaten a whole punnet,
Now I’m feeling sentimental
Furry, purry, fluffy ball.
Scratches, catches snatches all.
Make a beeline for your feline
And forestall the caterwaul.
I love everything
Cats from Kinkelly, bitches from Peking
Bevys of beautiful birds on the wing
Fritillary fusions, silken horses on strings
These are a few of my favourite things
Muddy, cruddy, floody, status in the study
Had to sneak a stiff gin, hiding in the kitchen
Spent all day with floor cloths trying to tidy up
Yes of course you’ve guessed it -I’ve just been sold a pup
“We don’t have the standing, the French are the top dogs
We need some more practice, we great British bulldogs
Out techniques are rusty in romance and snogs
So let’s get out there and kiss some more frogs.”
Silk scarf featuring a Union Jack design filled with cats, horses and insect illustrations.
“Guess who gets feted, guess who gets petted?
From Berwick to Chiswick, from Hampstead to Hove
From every corner, all species of fauna
Find favour with Brits ‘cos we love ‘em, By Jove!”